Vegetable Sex Toys – Sensual Fun Straight
From the Produce Aisle

Vegetable sex is an old, venerable tradition, most certainly dating back to the first woman who had a need to pleasure herself while her husband was in the fields or off to war and she was left to her own devices to find a substitute. The quick and easy alternative? Vegetable sex toys. There’s no dildo that looks as innocuous as a cucumber or carrot, and in times when actual sex toys were impossible to acquire due to legal or moral constraints of the time, vegetable sex was an easy way around any actual or de facto sex toy bans. Even today, when a proper dildo or vibrator isn’t on hand, or even just for the sheer thrill of it all, people still enjoy incorporating vegetable sex into their sensual lives. With just some simple precautions, vegetable sex toys can prove to be satisfying sensual aids and vegetable sex can be an enjoyable sexual activity. FDA approval may not yet be forthcoming. I’m not entirely sure about that one. Read More

Dildo Fabrication Kits –
Arts and Crafts Will Never Be the Same

The first step is to have the proud owner of the penis to be dildofied get his member fully erect. This is for posterity, after all, so the donor should be fully aroused so that the finished dildo will be truly representative of the original penis. Find the most arousing material to stimulate yourself with if this is a solo project, or, if working with a partner, be creative and go for broke. A homemade dildo with whimsical, happy sensual memories attached to it is the best kind of homemade dildo. Read More

D.I.Y Dildos –
Arts & Crafts Have Never Been So Fun

If you want to create your dildo masterwork from scratch, one method begins with creating a dildo mold with modeling clay and latex. First, sculpt the dildo of your dreams with the modeling clay. Once you’re happy with your dildo prototype, give it a coat of vaseline to make it easy to slip out of the finished mold once it’s dried. Once your dildo prototype is good and greasy, begin brushing layers of latex over it. You need latex that’s used for casts, and that should be readily available at your local hobby shop or the crafts department of any major retailer. This portion of the dildo creation process is painstaking; several layers need to go onto the clay and each layer has to dry before you paint the subsequent one onto the dildo prototype. Six or seven layers should do the trick. Read More